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2009 Tri-Santacon
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| Vancouver Santacon |
SAT December 5th |
Vancouver BC |
Avanti's Neighbourhood Pub |
Noon |
| Seattle Santarchy! |
SAT December 12th |
Seattle, WA |
Elysian Brewing Company @ Capitol Hill (1221 E Pike St.) |
12:00pm |
| Portland Santarchy! |
SAT December 19th |
Portland, OR |
TBD |
Noon! |
* TBD = To be disclosed (may already be determined) |
Other Santa Events
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| Santa Hammy |
FRI December 4th |
Bellingham, WA |
Grand Ave Ale House: 113 Grand Ave |
8pm |
| NoPdxAnticon |
SAT December 5th |
Portland, OR |
The Paul Bunyan statue |
12:30pm |
| Victoria Santacon |
SAT December 5th |
Victoria BC |
Big Bad Johns |
2pm |
* TBD = To be disclosed (may already be determined) |
The FOUR FUCKS OF SANTACON
1. Santa does not fuck with children
2. Santa does not fuck with the cops
3. Santa does not fuck with security
4. Santa does not fuck with Santa*
*Consensual fondling, groping, squeezing, petting, pinching and even fucking are ok as long as it does not violate the 4 fucks.
Tri-Santacon began in 2004
This is the graphic from the T-SHirt was handed out to those Santas who completed all 3 santa adventures for the year. This shirt is AWESOME. If you have one wear it proudly.  |