2011 NonTri-Santacon

2011	Date	City	Meets	Time
Portland NoPdxAnitcon	SAT December 3th	Portland OR	Paul Bunyan Statue	Noon
North Seattle Super Secret Santacon!	SAT December 10th	Seattle, WA	U-District (Check back for exact location)	Noon!
Santa Hammy	FRI December 16th	Bellingham, WA	TBD	TBD
Seattle Santarchy!	SAT December 17th	Seattle WA	TBD	Noon!

* TBD = To be disclosed (may already be determined)

The FOUR FUCKS OF SANTACON

1. Santa does not fuck with children
2. Santa does not fuck with the cops
3. Santa does not fuck with security
4. Santa does not fuck with Santa*
*Consensual fondling, groping, squeezing, petting, pinching and even fucking are ok as long as it does not violate the 4 fucks.

Tri-Santacon began in 2004

This is the graphic from the T-SHirt was handed out to those Santas who completed all 3 santa adventures for the year. This shirt is AWESOME. If you have one wear it proudly.