Pacific Northwest TRI-SANTACON!!!

2009 Tri-Santacon

2009 Date City Meets Time
Vancouver Santacon SAT December 5th Vancouver BC Avanti's Neighbourhood Pub Noon
Seattle Santarchy! SAT December 12th Seattle, WA Elysian Brewing Company @ Capitol Hill (1221 E Pike St.) 12:00pm
Portland Santarchy! SAT December 19th Portland, OR TBD Noon!
* TBD = To be disclosed (may already be determined)

Other Santa Events

2009 Date City Meets Time
Santa Hammy FRI December 4th Bellingham, WA Grand Ave Ale House: 113 Grand Ave 8pm
NoPdxAnticon SAT December 5th Portland, OR The Paul Bunyan statue 12:30pm
Victoria Santacon SAT December 5th Victoria BC Big Bad Johns 2pm
* TBD = To be disclosed (may already be determined)

The FOUR FUCKS OF SANTACON

1. Santa does not fuck with children
2. Santa does not fuck with the cops
3. Santa does not fuck with security
4. Santa does not fuck with Santa*
*Consensual fondling, groping, squeezing, petting, pinching and even fucking are ok as long as it does not violate the 4 fucks.

Tri-Santacon began in 2004

This is the graphic from the T-SHirt was handed out to those Santas who completed all 3 santa adventures for the year. This shirt is AWESOME. If you have one wear it proudly.